All our pigs are learning karate. Oh, I don't believe that No? Well, just watch out for their chops.
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Teacher: Why didn't you answer me ? Pupil: I did, I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !
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Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink.
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What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ? A dirty kid !
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Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing? Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!
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A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
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Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses? A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades. AmholdIthelRb
Q.Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory? A. She kept throwing out all the W's. ElliottCingeswiellaDF
Father: Don't you feel better now that you've gone to the dentist? Son: Sure do. He wasn't in. BymeMeirjk
Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But that's the tenth one I've given you tonight! Yes, but the baby's bedroom is still on fire. BerwykDomoDF
Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ? It was for 'tick or tweet' ! WythOzzykZ
Knock Knock Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ? Anita you like I need a hole in the head ! PrentissClemensoG
A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs. "Here we go again." GarlanHerlbertDj
Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. 'Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! Look, Mum! No teeth!' AlbionAngelinaJolieNw
What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other. DanladiMicheilRs
A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife when he found her with a neighbor. Upon being asked why he shot her instead of her lover, he replied, "Ah, m'sieur, is it not better to shoot a woman once than a different man every week?" JoreStandishKj